The Tin Man

July 28, 2007 at 11:12 pm (politics, random thoughts)

I’m not a religious woman. You might say, I’m an anti-religious woman. But if I were the sort to believe in a higher power, I may see this as a message from above.

Cheney, 66, has had four heart attacks, quadruple bypass surgery, two artery-clearing angioplasties and an operation to implant the defibrillator.

Is he even technically human anymore? We Harry Potter fans have a pet theory that he runs on unicorn blood. Sadly, that may not be far from the truth. I just think that its a good thing they did the bulk of the medical research that has extended Cheney’s imperiled life before Bush and the evil overlords took over. Because clearly, that money is being spent doing much better things now…fighting evil-doers. Maybe if we just let them die in the beginning, we wouldn’t need to spend money actively fighting them! Oh wait, wrong evil-doer.


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